i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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