After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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