We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.