If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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