We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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