i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just found puke in my bra..
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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