I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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