I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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