there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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