Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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