Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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