Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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