Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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