what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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