Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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