i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Sorry my hands just texted you
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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