Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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