was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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