she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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