ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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