Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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