And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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