how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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