Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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