He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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