i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
as a side note pls kill me
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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