fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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