So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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