the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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