I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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