I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I supernannyed him into submission
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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