there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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