so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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