Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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