It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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