i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Drunk is not a location!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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