he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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