I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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