I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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