Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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