in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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