went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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