I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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