Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize