adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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