I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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