I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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