This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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