What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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