Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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