Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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