Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I see more hoeing in ur future
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