I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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